Lets Not Gay It Up

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SB: So hows Heena and Anisha doing waise?
SM: I haven't talked to them for pretty long. Oh and Heena's bday is coming up too
SB: Oh yea I almost forgot..
SM: Yea I had a reminder for that. Like even for AJ's exam tomo, I have a reminder on my phone
SB: (raises eyebrow) Oh you got a reminder for all her exams and stuff?
SM; Like I did for u too before the MIT result and all
SB: Ah, I like you. But yea its nice wishing people luck and all, and it doesn't even take time or anythin you know.
SM: And the other people appreciate it and stuff, like they feel so nice bout it.
SB: Ya, like its a good gesture n all, makes people happy.
SM: Yea, its sweet...
SB: Yea...umm we need to get girlfriends dude.

Spy Vs Spy

[ On the phone ]

SM: Dude, we should like meet up.
SB: Yea, I know... like one of us should come over... or even both...!
SM: Hmm..yeah but not at the same time though you know..
SB: Yeah cuz then we'd just end up talking on the phone like this..
SM: Except from opposite numbers.

Read and Done, Part II

Read and Done PART 1

SB: So hey, what about you? How much have you "done"?
Or... "read"?

I mean! how much more do you plan to do?

SM: You mean "Pla-

SB:No wait! not "plan to do" but basically how much are you *going* to do before the exam.....!?!..no...

 ARGH!

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Read and Done, Part I

[Exam time]

SM: So dude, how much have you done?

SB: Hmm, I've read like four chapters.

SM: Read or done?

SB: No no! - read.

SM: Oh cool. Like from the book or the notes?

SB: Both.

SM: Both?! Dude, that's not "read", that's "done"!

SB: But I haven't done them, I've only read them...

SM: Dude!!

Seeing Far

SM:(phone) So like right now, I have this pair of binoculars in my hand.

SB: Yea? I have one pair in my cupboard.

SM: Yea? like why?

SB: Why do you have em in your hands?

SM: Cuz I found them this morning.

SB: Ah, cuz I know where mine are.

SM: Sweet.

Its All Relative.

SB: Hey! Sup? How you been? Whatcha been upto?

SM: You mean since yesterday evening when we talked on the phone? -

SB: Oh yea, Haha-

SM: Nothing much I suppose...

SB: You suppose or you know?

SM: I dunno... What I know is really my perception of what I know.

SB: Oh yeah, its all relative, knowledge is dangerous, you can't really know anything, nothing is absolute, life is not fair *mumbles other such cliches into oblivion.*

Bears vs. Aeroplanes

SM: So I bought these new T-shirts. I got XXL size ones, they're much cooler.

SB: Yeah? XXL?! Wow. You're like a bhaloo, dude.

SM: Why? Just cuz its big?

SB: Yeah-

SM: Yeeeaaah, so you could mean even an aeroplane, maybe?

SB: Yeah, but an aeroplane doesn't wear clothes na.

SM: Uh, neither do bears?!

SB: Oh. Yeah. Well.