Spy Vs Spy

[ On the phone ]

SM: Dude, we should like meet up.
SB: Yea, I know... like one of us should come over... or even both...!
SM: Hmm..yeah but not at the same time though you know..
SB: Yeah cuz then we'd just end up talking on the phone like this..
SM: Except from opposite numbers.

Read and Done, Part II

Read and Done PART 1

SB: So hey, what about you? How much have you "done"?
Or... "read"?

I mean! how much more do you plan to do?

SM: You mean "Pla-

SB:No wait! not "plan to do" but basically how much are you *going* to do before the exam.....!?!..no...

 ARGH!

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Read and Done, Part I

[Exam time]

SM: So dude, how much have you done?

SB: Hmm, I've read like four chapters.

SM: Read or done?

SB: No no! - read.

SM: Oh cool. Like from the book or the notes?

SB: Both.

SM: Both?! Dude, that's not "read", that's "done"!

SB: But I haven't done them, I've only read them...

SM: Dude!!