Read and Done, Part I

[Exam time]

SM: So dude, how much have you done?

SB: Hmm, I've read like four chapters.

SM: Read or done?

SB: No no! - read.

SM: Oh cool. Like from the book or the notes?

SB: Both.

SM: Both?! Dude, that's not "read", that's "done"!

SB: But I haven't done them, I've only read them...

SM: Dude!!

Seeing Far

SM:(phone) So like right now, I have this pair of binoculars in my hand.

SB: Yea? I have one pair in my cupboard.

SM: Yea? like why?

SB: Why do you have em in your hands?

SM: Cuz I found them this morning.

SB: Ah, cuz I know where mine are.

SM: Sweet.

Its All Relative.

SB: Hey! Sup? How you been? Whatcha been upto?

SM: You mean since yesterday evening when we talked on the phone? -

SB: Oh yea, Haha-

SM: Nothing much I suppose...

SB: You suppose or you know?

SM: I dunno... What I know is really my perception of what I know.

SB: Oh yeah, its all relative, knowledge is dangerous, you can't really know anything, nothing is absolute, life is not fair *mumbles other such cliches into oblivion.*

Bears vs. Aeroplanes

SM: So I bought these new T-shirts. I got XXL size ones, they're much cooler.

SB: Yeah? XXL?! Wow. You're like a bhaloo, dude.

SM: Why? Just cuz its big?

SB: Yeah-

SM: Yeeeaaah, so you could mean even an aeroplane, maybe?

SB: Yeah, but an aeroplane doesn't wear clothes na.

SM: Uh, neither do bears?!

SB: Oh. Yeah. Well.

Marbles

[Chat conversation]

SM: Hey sis

SB: Hey granma,
What's up?

SM: Hehe nothin much sista
Although this is like a really weird relationship!

SB: I know
granny's losing her marbles
thinks her grandson's her sister
lolz

SM: Ohhhhhhhhhhhh
granny had a nice little marble collection!!! so on losing them felt really bad and started to disillusion

SB: Well granny would know better i guess

SM: Yeah! she is wiser! all those years of experience!

SB: But i thought she lost them with her marbles?

SM: Oh no!! she kept them in a different box

SB: aw feel sweet!

Spell It Out

[Maths Class]

[reads a question , no clue how to do it]

SM: How do u do that?

SB: The answer is 65.32490243 *random no.*

SM: No, actually the answer is 65.324...*weird random noises*.

Can you spell that out?

SB: yeah...actually repeat the answer!?

SM: *same noises ending with a click of the tongue*

SB: *writes* fooshkar dhjhd tkla!

The Probability of Crazy

[Maths class]

[reading a question on probability] “A girl flips a coin twice, for each time she gets a head, she throws a dice thrice, for each time she gets a tail, she tosses the coin again ...”

SM: I think this girl is like quite crazy

SB: Yeah ...

SM: Ooh maybe she's that loony, coz she's that female from that English chapter [1][2]

SB: You mean Sophie?

SM: Yeah coz she was crazy too remember?

SB: Yeah totally man. *takes his pencil and writes next to the question "Ans: Her name is Sophie"*