SB: Yea? I have one pair in my cupboard.
SM: Yea? like why?
SB: Why do you have em in your hands?
SM: Cuz I found them this morning.
SB: Ah, cuz I know where mine are.
SM: Sweet.
Either our brains are dead, or yours will be. [Hint: Replace ‘Either...or...’ with ‘...and...’]