Marbles

[Chat conversation]

SM: Hey sis

SB: Hey granma,
What's up?

SM: Hehe nothin much sista
Although this is like a really weird relationship!

SB: I know
granny's losing her marbles
thinks her grandson's her sister
lolz

SM: Ohhhhhhhhhhhh
granny had a nice little marble collection!!! so on losing them felt really bad and started to disillusion

SB: Well granny would know better i guess

SM: Yeah! she is wiser! all those years of experience!

SB: But i thought she lost them with her marbles?

SM: Oh no!! she kept them in a different box

SB: aw feel sweet!

Spell It Out

[Maths Class]

[reads a question , no clue how to do it]

SM: How do u do that?

SB: The answer is 65.32490243 *random no.*

SM: No, actually the answer is 65.324...*weird random noises*.

Can you spell that out?

SB: yeah...actually repeat the answer!?

SM: *same noises ending with a click of the tongue*

SB: *writes* fooshkar dhjhd tkla!

The Probability of Crazy

[Maths class]

[reading a question on probability] “A girl flips a coin twice, for each time she gets a head, she throws a dice thrice, for each time she gets a tail, she tosses the coin again ...”

SM: I think this girl is like quite crazy

SB: Yeah ...

SM: Ooh maybe she's that loony, coz she's that female from that English chapter [1][2]

SB: You mean Sophie?

SM: Yeah coz she was crazy too remember?

SB: Yeah totally man. *takes his pencil and writes next to the question "Ans: Her name is Sophie"*

Are you sure about this?

SM: So yeah, we should totally start our dead brain convos thing...

SB: Yeah! like I was thinking should we make it brain dead-

SM: Oh ya, I meant brain dead convos hi

SB: Ya, no I was thinkin dead brain sounds cooler, cuz brain dead is like..-

SM: A real word...?

SB: Yeah!

SM: and we totally don't want that?-

SB: I know!

SM: Yea, you're right ... DeadBrain's much cooler, coz it kinda emphasizes the twisted nature-

SB: Of the conversations that’re gonna be there ... EXACTLY.

SM: This is so totally gonna be our first post XD